FERNSHIP

if you happen to have a schedule for your life and can't listen to a college radio station on thursdays from 1-2, please feel free to download my first radio show that ACTUALLY WENT ON AIR REGARDLESS OF SOME VERY OBVIOUS MISTAKES! AND SOME OF THE JOKES DON'T EVEN  TRANSLATE VERY WELL AT ALL! THERE ARE EVEN COMMERCIAL BREAKS PROMOTING COLLEGE EVENTS I DON'T CARE EVEN A LITTLE BIT ABOUT! HAVE YOU EVER EVEN SEEN 'INCEPTION'?

(it's a free file serving site so it looks counterfeit but don't be scared to download the file)

it's my first and it's rough. regardless...

it's eggsiting.



SPEND AN HOUR WITH FRIENDSHIP

playlist:
owls - everyone is my friend
sebadoh - not a friend
kleenex girl wonder - friends
eric's trip - now a friend
sonic youth - my friend goo
the velvet underground - she's my best friend
archers of loaf - floating friends

seriously, what the hell is going on?

weird things as normal things continue to happen in my car.

also, trying to log into blogger has also almost caused my friggin' brain to turn into something that isn't a brain therefore no longer operating as a brain which is the dumbest thing in the world because who the frigg needs a brain if it's not a brain.

i'm currently taking a neuropsychology class and the doctor who instructs it would be disappointed knowing not so much that i don't have a brain but that i don't know what's going on in it so please don't tell him thank you.

maybe i'll pass my midterm if i'm all like...

'hey, what brain?'

(click that)
(seriously)
(wait. you don't have to)

pump a dump

it turns out, when you're trying to be a science-ish in college, it's not the same as being creative writing/english-ish,

one professor has told me that i have to be objective.

'i am objective.'

the same professor told me that i can not involve personal politics when i'm referring to peer reviewed journals.

'but they're my opinions that i'm using to prove with science.'

professor hands back most recent 'research' paper.

the first sentence:

'due to the fact that republicans hate poor people...'

'oh. i guess you're right.'

professor states that i should start a blog.

'but i'm still kind of right, right? like, fight the power? right?'

science is hard when you're anti-establishment.

and punk as fuck,

 

dumpster pony

so this is it again i guess.

i am stuck in traffic every tuesday and thursday morning on my way to class.

i decided to start video taping what that's like for me.

and now.

for you.

seventwentyamforever
(click at your own risk)
(RISK OF HAVING A GREAT TIME)

friggin'.

lol tragic.

let me get a friggin' good look at ya

dead before we began