Thursday, October 15, 2015

seriously, what the hell is going on?

weird things as normal things continue to happen in my car.

also, trying to log into blogger has also almost caused my friggin' brain to turn into something that isn't a brain therefore no longer operating as a brain which is the dumbest thing in the world because who the frigg needs a brain if it's not a brain.

i'm currently taking a neuropsychology class and the doctor who instructs it would be disappointed knowing not so much that i don't have a brain but that i don't know what's going on in it so please don't tell him thank you.

maybe i'll pass my midterm if i'm all like...

'hey, what brain?'

(click that)
(wait. you don't have to)

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

pump a dump

it turns out, when you're trying to be a science-ish in college, it's not the same as being creative writing/english-ish,

one professor has told me that i have to be objective.

'i am objective.'

the same professor told me that i can not involve personal politics when i'm referring to peer reviewed journals.

'but they're my opinions that i'm using to prove with science.'

professor hands back most recent 'research' paper.

the first sentence:

'due to the fact that republicans hate poor people...'

'oh. i guess you're right.'

professor states that i should start a blog.

'but i'm still kind of right, right? like, fight the power? right?'

science is hard when you're anti-establishment.

and punk as fuck,


Thursday, October 1, 2015

dumpster pony

so this is it again i guess.

i am stuck in traffic every tuesday and thursday morning on my way to class.

i decided to start video taping what that's like for me.

and now.

for you.

(click at your own risk)