Tuesday, October 6, 2015

pump a dump

it turns out, when you're trying to be a science-ish in college, it's not the same as being creative writing/english-ish,

one professor has told me that i have to be objective.

'i am objective.'

the same professor told me that i can not involve personal politics when i'm referring to peer reviewed journals.

'but they're my opinions that i'm using to prove with science.'

professor hands back most recent 'research' paper.

the first sentence:

'due to the fact that republicans hate poor people...'

'oh. i guess you're right.'

professor states that i should start a blog.

'but i'm still kind of right, right? like, fight the power? right?'

science is hard when you're anti-establishment.

and punk as fuck,


 

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